That’s a very good question. If you can find it in this mess faster than I can it’s all yours. The above picture is of the warehouse after all of the routes have left for the day with as much freight as they can take. The photo really doesn’t do the situation justice. What you can see is only a quarter of what is sitting on pallets spread throughout the warehouse. This is also the 29th of December, I was delivering stuff today that was due on the 18th of December. In nine years at FedEx this is the worst I have ever seen it. Trust me, you’ll get your package, I just don’t know when.

It’s time to start the “How Happy Is Your Hour” series up again. We are going to kick it off with The Twilight Exit. This is our local dive bar and it’s really cheese. The decor is like the 70’s got sick and threw up all over the place. There are lamps hanging from the ceiling that are a throw back to the swinger scene that should have stayed dead, shag carpeting on the walls (no, I’m not kidding), and a large pastel painting of some kind of tropical beach scene that dominates one entire wall. Nothing matches in this place and I do mean nothing. What this place does have is good beer and good food. The happy hour is the best as far as alcohol goes. Happy hour starts at opening, 4pm, till 8pm. Wells go for $2.50, PBR’s are $1.50 and draft beer goes for $3.00. Drink on my friends, drink on.